2 FEMALES,1 CUP, 1 TUMBLR AND A HELLA LOT OF IMAGINATION.

Joe Trohman, ladies and gentlemen

what-a-catch-donkey:

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amysantiagoals:

The glow up of the century ✨

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whineandcheese:

people who don’t have cases on their phones make me nervous like why u tempting fate

(via despairsity)

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rninor:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over”
“bend what? over”

(Source: westernlariat, via chaoticintellectual)

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kanzhie:

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Best fucking tweet 😂

(Source: iamspaark)

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shieldmaiden19:

catchymemes:

Anti anxiety.

As someone with crippling anxiety, this shit WORKS.

(via bartierbakarimobisson)

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aviatorandroid:

zeus: you are condemned to carry the weight of the sky.

atlas: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via queenofchildren)

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rogerinatrash:

zackisontumblr:

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xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

Nope. Not risking it.

(via elkstudies)

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aro-alien:

infinity war au where instead of the gauntlet thanos wears the crown of wonders from webkinz

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mariowiki:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place

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every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

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PSA

spacegaysthetic:

beerune:

everywitchway:

tetsucabromie:

lazygeckoknightintraining:

tassiekitty:

misangremellama:

misangremellama:

selfcarereminders:

nanoboostedpharah:

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

here is what it looks like installed:

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you can read more about it here, and here- this excerpt sums up what information Hum will send: 

“a car’s owner will be able to get notified on their phone when the vehicle leaves a pre-determined area or drives faster than a set speed… [Hum] will enable location tracking and a driving log, which measures travel times, engine idle times, and average speeds.” 

People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.

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DO NOT TRY TO UNPLUG IT BY YOURSELF!

To add to this nightmare, I’ve just heard of a thing called ForceField where people get to monitor and block internet sites that you’re going on if they don’t approve.


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It tells the user what sites/apps you’re going on, for how long you’re on them, and WHERE YOU ARE ON AN UPDATING MAP.

So you know if you’re in an abusive household and use sites like tumblr to escape and talk to friends, you could be cut off from that.

They say “it’s not spyware” but it sure sounds controlling and creepy to me.

signalboost

God. Fuck. That’s scary.

Life 360 is another tracker. My parents have used it on me, not allowing me to delete it from my phone, and sometimes even demanding selfies to prove I was where the map said. (As if I’d go anywhere without my phone)

SpectorPro is another one. Afaik it can’t track location, but it takes screenshots roughly every 20sec to allow the installer to watch a video of your computer activity. It also tracks all keystrokes, so passwords aren’t safe, and records any website you visit + the duration. It’s incredibly creepy and a huge violation of privacy, and was one of the cornerstones of my abuse as a kid.

even if you’re not in an abusive relationship/family, please spread this because you might have just saved someone’s life

(Source: stupidnoobofficial, via monstermonstre)

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spidaerman:

stefan, after i made him kill his dad: okay what do i do now

me: chop him up

stefan:

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